If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care. If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time. Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.
