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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Keep you as a spare' – perfect for emotional emergencies and relationship punctures! 🧯 Better stock up on love and kindness, just in case you get called into action! 💔😅"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged care, commitment, dating, humor, keep, love, relationship, show, spare on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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