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All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.