If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Stealing FitBits to earn a shiny new ankle accessory? That's the new upgrade plan! 👟💼 Who needs a step tracker when you can step up your thievery game! 😉👣 #FitBitGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking. An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough. Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman. Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle. I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.
