If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking. I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping. An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough. I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave. Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.
