If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.
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"Stealing FitBits to earn a shiny new ankle accessory? That's the new upgrade plan! 👟💼 Who needs a step tracker when you can step up your thievery game! 😉👣 #FitBitGoals"

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