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If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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2 months ago

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Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

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4 months ago

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When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

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3 months ago

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Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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4 months ago

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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2 months ago

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65 shares on Telegram this month:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

39 shares on Slack this month:

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

57 shares on Discord this month:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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Spotted on TikTok:

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

Going viral on Facebook:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Trending via TikTok:

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

Trending via Facebook:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Trending via Instagram:

Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

Seen just now on Facebook:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Going viral on X:

I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

Trending via Snapchat:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Just landed via Facebook:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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