If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

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I would prefer not to.

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.