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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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The magician told me to β€œPick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Going viral on Discord:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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β€œI made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

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You can add β€œcha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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I have never β€œlit up a room” unless you count arson.

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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Seen just now on Reddit:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Live now on Pinterest:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

Making waves on X:

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

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