Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.
  • I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.
  • If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.
  • Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.
  • You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.
  • Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.