If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"You know you're in trouble when forgetting your wife's birthday feels like playing a dangerous game of memory roulette! 🎲💔 Mark those calendars, gentlemen! #LivingOnTheEdge" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.” I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget. Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.