If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Commentary:
“Turning betrayal into a family affair! 👪🔥 Who needs a cheating boyfriend when you can upgrade to a upgraded model? 😂👴 #UltimateRevenge #StepSonGoals”

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