I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday! Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Celebrating my birth like a pro: eating cake while dodging work calls! ππβ Related funny posts π€ My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake. My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday. I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake. Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control. You know youβre getting old when youβre entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like youβre on wheel of fortune.