“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

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May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.