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I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ด I relate, my spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged born, born tired, death, die, ever, exhaustion, humor, i, lying, tell, tired on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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