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Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

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If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.