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People say 70-80 year olds are unemployable because of mental decline, yet somehow they’re running all the countries.

May 29, 2026

Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

May 29, 2026

OnlyFans, but it’s elderly women teaching you how to sew, knit, can food, quilt, and some solid recipes. OnlyGrans.

May 29, 2026

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

May 28, 2026

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

May 27, 2026

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

May 23, 2026

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

May 22, 2026