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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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Trading stocks for snacks with my raccoon accountant! πŸ¦πŸŒ²πŸ“ˆ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, arguing, argument, living, peaceful, plan, raccoon, retirement, retirement plan, sounds, where, woods on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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