I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trading stocks for snacks with my raccoon accountant! π¦π²π Related funny posts π€ Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City. My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon. In your 20s and 30s, youβll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. Itβs very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something. People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isnβt coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face. It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?