I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Getting your sh*t together only to have the world end? That's the ultimate plot twist! 🤷♂️😅 Better make sure the apocalypse doesn't ruin your glow-up game plan!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it. If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends. Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends. “This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends. Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.