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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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"Living life as disappointing as an empty birthday card 🎂💸😆 Maybe I'll bring some unexpected surprises next time!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged birthday, birthday card, card, comparison, disappointment, humor, inside, money, person, self-deprecation on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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