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I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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"Who needs fancy dates when you have a loyal shower curtain stealing the show? 🚿😂 Here's to finding that down-to-earth, hands-on partner with waterproof qualities! 💦🛁 #ShowerLove"



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