I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something. My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round. As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued. Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over. I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.
