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When your sleep schedule is playing hide and seek with the sun! 😴🌞 #VampireVibes
Funny curtain quotes
Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.
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Trying new things in 2023: Limbo champion at the bead curtain farm 🐴🚫🏆
I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.
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"Who needs fancy dates when you have a loyal shower curtain stealing the show? 🚿😂 Here's to finding that down-to-earth, hands-on partner with waterproof qualities! 💦🛁 #ShowerLove"
Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.
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"Who needs the sun to dictate our schedule when we have blackout curtains? 😎⏰ No sunlight, no problem! The power of sleep and darkness compels us! 😂🌚 #SleepGoals"