I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh, I get it! You're secretly assembling an Avengers team but with just dates. 🍕🕵️♀️💥 Related funny posts 🤝 Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore. Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished. IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”