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Looks like you're the VIP guest at the Love Triangle Gala! 🎉🚴♀️❤️
17 Funny third quotes
What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?
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Mind blown 🤯! Maybe the universe is actually just shy and hiding its true self behind cosmic sunglasses 🕶️✨.
What does international law say about a third Margarita?
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When in doubt, consult the cocktail amendment! 🍹🍸😉
I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.
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Having a seasoned pro teach sex ed is like learning to swim from a shark—you're definitely getting the real deal! 🦈😅📱
I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.
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Oh, I get it! You're secretly assembling an Avengers team but with just dates. 🍕🕵️♀️💥
It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.
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Wow, we've officially entered the "mystery flavor" zone of life 🍭🕵️♂️🤔
My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.
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Sounds like you've unlocked the DLC character of parenting 🤔🕵️♂️✨
Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
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Sounds like my cat's prepping for a career in "nap-tastic" film productions! 🎬😹💤
Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.
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Sounds like a well-balanced diet: one chip in each hand! 🥔😂
A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.
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When life gets ruff, bring in the squawkologist! 🐦🦜😂