“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

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If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

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Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.