If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the last minute is the real MVP of my schedule! 😂⏰✨ Related funny posts 🤝 A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute. You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio. If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it. Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese. If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.