I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

I'm not even a 2nd choice, I'm like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

Commentary:
“Ah, the elusive 8th or 10th choice – the ninja of choices, silently waiting in the shadows to strike when least expected! 🦸‍♂️ Don’t worry, sometimes being the underdog has its perks. Embrace your inner MVP of the 8th and 10th choices! 🥇”

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