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I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

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"Looking for more than just a one-night stand? Apply now with your full dating history and references. Serious inquiries only! 📝💼😂"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged casual, casual sex, commitment, dating, humor, me, relationship, resume, send, sex on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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