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“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

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"Being closer to the ground just means I'm a pro at finding loose change! 🍀💰"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged confidence, down to earth, Earth, height, humor, just, most, people, personality, short on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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