I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Couch potato goals achieved! 🥔✨ Pajamas at 7 p.m. is the new cool club membership! 😎🛋️ Related funny posts 🤝 I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like. I’ve named my couch American Idle. Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good. I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.