I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like a career shift to "Squirrel Whisperer" is on the horizon! πΏοΈπ²π± Related funny posts π€ My first instinct when I see an animal is to say βhello.β My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word. “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up. My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze. We donβt make people walk the plank like we used to.