Iโm quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Wishing you sunny forecasts and sand-free cards! ๐๐ฎ๐๏ธ Related funny posts ๐ค Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes. Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny. It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand. Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent). Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.