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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.