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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.
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My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.
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If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.
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You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.
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