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When your friendship is less about texting back and more about telepathic vibes 😂👻📱
12 Funny certain quotes
When you get to a certain age, your body becomes so disrespectful.
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Ah, yes, I'm at that age where my knees crack louder than my morning coffee machine.
There’s a certain nothing about you.
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You're like a blank canvas, ready to be painted with potential! 🎨😄
When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.
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"Guess I need to find a cute pet for my new profile pic! 🐶🌸😹"
I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.
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"Whoever invented these spellings must have had a 'wry' sense of humor! 🤔🤣🗓️"
That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.
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"When you give yourself the 'never again' pep talk… only for future you to say 'hold my drink' 😂🙈🍻"
You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.
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"Careful, those swag points might reach critical levels! 😎💥 #TooCool"
You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.
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"When touching your toes feels like an Olympic sport. 🏋️♂️🧘♀️😅"
Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.
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Oh, wouldn't that be a nifty superpower?! 🤫🔇 Just imagine dialing down the drama and cranking up the peace and quiet. Ah, the blissful silence! 🤐😆
I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.
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"Well, there goes my faith in your ability to comprehend sarcasm 🤨. Maybe next time I should include a 'sarcasm for dummies' guide along with my comments 📚😂."