I’m so broke, I owe myself money. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When even my piggy bank sends me 'IOU' notes π·πΈπ" Related funny posts π€ My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”. Got an email from my bank saying βis your 401k enough to retire onβ and itβs like you are my bank, you know it’s not. Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money. Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.