I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer. Commentary:"Feeling chilly, huh? Remember, life is rough, but not 'climbing-into-the-dryer' rough! 😂🥶 Hang in there, pun intended! #StayWarm" Related Funny Posts 🤝 There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out. At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer. Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet. Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist. I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.