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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.