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I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

Commentary:
"Feeling chilly, huh? Remember, life is rough, but not 'climbing-into-the-dryer' rough! 😂🥶 Hang in there, pun intended! #StayWarm"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cold, dryer, humor, i, warmth, wish on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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