I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.