funny incorrect quotes - Wordgag

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

May 23, 2026

Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

May 20, 2026

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

May 19, 2026

Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

Mar 31, 2026

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Mar 30, 2026

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Mar 30, 2026

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Mar 28, 2026

And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

Mar 27, 2026