I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When social media is your only social skill π€·ββοΈπ #KeyboardWarrior Related funny posts π€ If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter. Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus. I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didnβt realize I was still married. Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it. Iβve realized thereβs more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.