I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person. Posted onOct 2, 2023Oct 2, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans? I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled. Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time. ‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans. I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.