I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sorry, can't make it to our plans – apparently my transformation into a super organized, punctual being got lost in the mail 📬💁♀️ Maybe next week, when I'm a whole new me! 🤷♂️😆" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited. Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing. Sorry, I had to cancel plans. The prophecy said so. No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was. I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits. It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way. My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.