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Funny canceling quotes

Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

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