βIβm tired of being forced to eat microplastics. Iβm ready for big plastics now.β Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Level up to macroplastics! Who needs kale when you can chew on Legos? πππ₯¬ Related funny posts π€ “We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace. Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew. Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line. Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.