Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.
  • Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.
  • Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.
  • Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.
  • My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.
  • Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.