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25 shares on Facebook this month:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

44 shares on X this month:

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

78 shares on Slack this month:

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

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“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Spotted on TikTok:

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Live now on Reddit:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Making waves on Instagram:

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Just shared via Instagram:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

Just shared via Discord:

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

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Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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