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  • Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.
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  • I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.
  • But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?
  • Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”
  • You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.