Commentary:
Just imagine the amount of honey you'd need! 🍯🦒😁
Funny giraffe quotes
Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.
Commentary:
"Talk about a missed opportunity! 🦒🦖 Toys R Us really missed the mark by not capitalizing on the potential of a toy dinosaur mascot named Toysaurus. They could've been roaring back into business! 🦕💔 #DinosaurVsGiraffe"
When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.
Commentary:
"Seems like a case of divine Photoshop mishap! 🦒💻 Maybe God was experimenting with the 'stretch' tool a bit too enthusiastically 😂"
Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.
Commentary:
"Life as a giraffe must be one tall order…literally! 🦒🤮 Just imagine the struggle of trying to get rid of that food from all the way up there! 😂 #TallProblems"
I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.
Commentary:
Overthinking level: imagining giraffes truck-shopping for cough drops 🤔🦒🍬