Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

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Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

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A collective orgasm would fix the world.

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I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.