Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.