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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

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I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.