Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

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Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.