“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

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My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

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My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.