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Guess I'll just pack up my collection of stress and anxiety for the move! 🚪🏃♀️💼😅
27 Funny starting quotes
Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.
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When I rush in the morning, even my coffee needs coffee! ☕️😂
I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.
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Sounds like your inner monologue needs a lesson in hospitality! 🧠🤨🍵
Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.
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Who knew that "new job immunity" was the latest health trend? Where's my cape and superpowers? 🦸♂️💼😅
My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.
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Can't wait for the episodes on 'digestive drama' and 'McMysteries' 🍔🎙️🪱
Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.
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Holy cheese, I'm ready to Brie-lieve! 🧀🙏🤣
Starting to think business is standing on me.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the CEO or just the office chair 🪑🤣
Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.
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Hurry up, Casanova, before my liquid courage goes on a coffee break! 🍺😅
I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.
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Rolling with style from the basement to the bottom floor! 😂📉⬇️
The Boomers are starting to realize that selling what they have requires someone to buy it.
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Looks like the Boomers finally cracked the secret code: the buyer’s club has an entrance fee called having cash!