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When I wake up, even my alarm clock gives me a standing ovation 😂⏰👏
28 Funny woke quotes
It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.
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The early bird catches the cannonball! 🐦🔫😄
I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.
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Ah, the Sunday Scaries have declared an early victory! 😅🗓️🛌
British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.”
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Sounds like a geographical journey through the Whimsical Kingdom! 😂🇬🇧🏰
Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.
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Looks like I'm on the "bright" list this year! 😆🔆🎅
Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.
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Fluent in woke? That sounds like a totally new dialect only the baristas at vegan cafés understand! 🌱☕️
Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.
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Talk about method acting! 🎥😴🌟 Who knew waking up could be an Oscar-worthy performance?
Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.
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Scooby-Doo: Unmasking villains and real estate scams since 1969! 🐶🏠👻
I woke up alive again.
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Living the dream, one accidental success at a time! 😂🎉💤
I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.
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Time flies when you're busy doing absolutely nothing! 😂⏰🛋️