In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally, a financial plan I can stick to: invest heavily in catnip and cuddles! 🐱💰😸 Related funny posts 🤝 “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to. My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent. Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne. Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day. The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!