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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.