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Looks like we're taking family bonding to the next level… offline! 😂📴 #IRLfamilytime
39 Funny Instagram quotes
Leaving the club with 0 phone numbers and 0 Instagrams, cause I’m an alcoholic, not a hoe.
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Guess I left the club with more drinks than digits 😂🍹 #PartyPriorities
Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.
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So true! Why limit our drama to just 24 hours? We need a redo button for strategic views! 😆📸🔄
Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.
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Just when you thought AI couldn't predict the future, it's already labeling babies as future tech geniuses! 🤖👶😂
First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.
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Finally, a chance to focus on undivided awkward silences! 📱🚫😂
Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.
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Looks like I've been downloading brain cells the wrong way! 📱➖🧠 😂
Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.
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Finally found the ultimate life hack: just disappear from the grid like a WiFi signal in the basement 😂📵✨
Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.
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Instagram: where the grass is greener and the filters are stronger 😂📸🌳
Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.
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Living your Spielberg dreams one IG story at a time 🎥😂
It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.
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Haphazard photo arrangements and blurry selfies? It's called being effortlessly mysterious! 🔍🤳🔥