It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer befor…

It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

Commentary:
“Ah, the harsh reality of marriage – where the rose-tinted glasses turn into magnifying glasses 🔍! It’s like a magical transformation from Prince Charming to Captain Grumpy Pants 🤷‍♂️. Who said ’till death do us part’ was going to feel like eternal sunshine? ☀️💍”

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