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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

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“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

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Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

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I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

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